dangerous minds

2007-05-04T03:38:00.000-07:00

Ahhh. the hardest part of the examinations are finally over. Well the remaining rest of the exams cant really be described to its full potential, the closest I got was OMFGWTF! Yes having an examination on the topic of moral education for Barker boys is not a very bright idea. At least they tried, I'll give them that. And then there is Design & Technology, having a paper test on how to destroy the earth is.... Well kinda weird actually but I guess carpenters-to-be take their ply-wood seriously.

The Mario Theory
You know the thing where Mario bonks his head onto a box and a magical mushroom pops out, starts running around the room and also makes Mario taller? Well I'm guessing thats a high-mushroom pumped with high-quality cocaine. You see, it gets Mario high with the sense of invicibility and with his new found powers, Mario runs around beating up innocents like Goombas and the Mafia Lord Browser and once again saves the princesses life ( How the hell did she get captured so many times?)

I'm sure If you have a sad life following the Mario story line, I'm betting you must have encountered the feather. This mystical relic falls from the heavens in times of crisis enchanting Mario a power to soar like an eagle over enemy lines. But wait, there is one catch, your wearing a raccoon suite. The Gods of Mario land must have gone :

MarioGod1: "Mario requires our aid!"
MarioGod2: "Indeed, I shall imbune a feather to bestow powers of an eagle to the person who carries it. Then I shall drop it from the heavens in times of need."
MarioGod1: "Marvelous plan, why not turn the user into a raccoon while we are at it?"
MarioGod2: "Brilliant! I'll get started right away!"

Either that or Fusajiro Yamauchi (who is the founder of Nintendo by the way) has a secret raccoon fetish.

And then there are the villains which look like they were designed by a crack addict. Lets take Thwomp for instance, you've guessed it, thwomp is a giant brick, I'm not shitting you. The Thwomp is a giant brick that basically drops with the sound of THWOMP! Two major flaws of creativity, firstly, its named after the one and only sound the character makes. Two its a giant stone brick with faces on ever side, not only that after it 'Thwomps' once its over, its just sits there looking and looking and looking........ I'm sure they serve pretty good crack at Nintendos creativity department, where the taps have three different settings, cold, hot and crack. Ahh don't we just love the Japanese?

2007-04-09T23:59:00.000-07:00

Whew...Things have finally settled down. Much more relaxed now though exams are near. But who said exams have to be stressful? Stay at Aloysius house again last friday, Mark, Pedunk, Kevin ,Gabriel were there but they left. We were playing mahjong and kevin lost every game he played lol. And for some strange reason i won a few games XD. I also witnessed how complicated WoW was...I feel dumb.

Weird things that happened to me today.
- Saw my principle take a bus 0.0

- Teacher: what did these men have in common.
Genius Me: They all frickin died
Teacher: oookaaayy....... Besides that...
Me: They all died in agony
Teacher: you need counseling....

-Me: Sir, can i go toilet
Teacher: Ok, but if I come back faster then you stay back after class.*runs out of class*
Me -.-'''

-During an intense shelling from English teacher
Friend: *walks into class* " hallelujah!"
Awkward silence......

Oh man some stupid bugger stole my phone in school today. Damn ACS boys, not one drop of decency in them. Anyway, drinking two cups of ice cold milo in under a minute is a BAD IDEA! Seriously, I though a face cramp was impossible, but IT ISNT. It hurts like a frenzied raccoon chewing your cheeks away. Oh and I found out that its against the school rules to sleep in school. 0.0 whats up with that? I mean if your tired you eat, if your sleepy you frigging sleep. Whats next? ban on chicken wings? Oh wait, its already banned. Damn......

2007-03-29T21:37:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm sick again. Seems like the flu bug has half my class down on MC. Ive been worrying about my grades, seems like I'm not doing too well with my maths, but other then that everythings pretty normal.

Well, just yesterday someone asked me why I like sleeping so much. Well I've thought about it for a while and I've come to a conclusion that i enjoy sleeping so much is because............I don't have to deal with any kind of crap life throws at me. When I sleep, I tend not to dream that much, dreaming to me is... Well, too much like life. Sleeping to me is an escape from everything, there's no one to irritate you, no one to stab you in the back, nothing to make you feel bad, nothing to make you feel guilty. There is an absolute nothing, just a large space where i can forget about things.

I guess its like drugs, or smoking. You can escape reality for a few moments, but sooner or later your gonna have to come back.

Things have been quite bad lately, its not the problems i cant solve that bother me, its those which I can. I just feel like exploding. I need someone which I can trust, a person who wont back stab. I suppose I've met these people not too long ago. But with my amazing parents who broke up during my PSLE, moving house 3 times in less then 2 months right in the middle of my freaking exams. Thanks alot. Then there are those people who call themselves friends, who ditched me when I needed them the most, funniest thing? They're from my church. After all this crap and more, I find it hard to trust people. Some day Ill explode if I don't talk to someone.

2007-03-22T08:03:00.000-07:00

A SIMPLE SURVEY
my teacher once said: Oh bloody hell lah! Stupid computer
never in my life have i regretted: Knowing Jesus
the people who can drive me nuts but then can always make me smile are: Julian, Dong Yun, my whole cell lol
when im nervous: Think
the last time i laughed was: few mins ago
my hair is: Too long.... Much too long
my CCA is: Scouts
this year so far is: Messy
when i turn my head left i see: My guitar, and my pillow :)
calendar.when i turn my head to the right i see: a door......
when i look down i see: A dollar! hey i found a dollar
the craziest recent event:Passing my stop for about 10mins caus i was sleeping on the bus
by this time next year: I would be taller
i have a hard time understanding: Why people like to slap each other
one time at a family gathering:I slept lol
you know i like: A light-hearted moment
if i won an award the 1st person i thank is: God
triangles are:pokey
my ideal breakfast is: ham and eggs
what do i feel like doing now: Sleeping
i am married: Nope
the world could do with: Christ
i would rather lick a belly of a cockroach: Then to switch church
most recent thing you bought yourself: A book
most recent thing someone bought you: A stuffed dog
my least fave time of the day: Evening
the last time i was high: Today in school
i shouldnt: Eat so much
last night: Chatted with Grace and LMYN
there's this girl i know: Whos slacks more then me
i'll tell the next person who makes me happy: HAhahahahaha
im listening to: Eric Clapton-Change the world
i last ate: Chicken :)
my bedsheet is: Old?
on the table: Cup of water, bowl of corn flakes, math book. more food. another cup with milk for my corn flakes and a spoon
my full name is: Liu WenRong David

2007-03-02T22:48:00.000-08:00

Ive once heard someone say " If only Ive got 263 for PSLE, I wouldn't have to take MEP." And as fate proves its self once again. Ive just head another person utter such nonsense again. But this time its worse, this someones complaining of not achieving near perfection academically.

Why cant people see blessings, but instead turn everything they do against themselves?

When you've finally attained perfection for yourself, ask yourself this. What now? For the sake of twisted goals you've overworked yourself. You may think its all for your own good, but if you were doing this for yourself, you would have just slowed down to your own pace.

You may not realise, but sometimes the geniuses are the ones you think are stupid. My friend for example, scored top prizes for two subjects in the school, got 263 plus for PSLE but he is in acs barker. Wasted? No, I don't believe so, he told me that the only way to move forward is at your own pace. That's his reason for coming to barker

And another thing. ever think of how people in normal stream feel? So don't ever, ever say your not good enough. you don't have the right to.

2007-02-18T10:03:00.000-08:00

FAVOURITE
Kind of pants:My surf pants
Number:6
Animal:Cat
Drink:Tea
WaterSport:Swimming
Month:Dec Feb
Cartoon character:Ethen
HAVE YOU EVERBeen close to dying: Strangely, yes, five times
Loved someone so much it made you cry:Nope
Broke a bone:No
Played truth or dare:Duh
Ran away:Yep
Broke someones heart:I think I may have
Cried over someones death:No
HAVE YOU EVERFell off your chair:Hahah alot of times
Saved e-mails:yeah
Used someone:Depends.....
WHAT IS
Your good-luck charm:Myself :) haha
Your favorite song: "Shine" by Take That "some hearts" by Carrie Underwood "free loop" by daniel Powter
Next to you:guitar
Your pet peeve:None?
Motivations:My own expectations
EVER HAD
Chicken Pox:Yeah, very mild i think
Soar throat:yeah..
A one night stand:Yeah bought it at Ikea
Believe in love at first sight:No
Have Long distance relationships:Noope
Like school:Yeah sometimes
Get along with your family:Depends
Wear contact lenses or glasses:Glasses
Like filling out surveys:Oh the irony......
Like yourself: yeah
WHO was the last person who called you:Carolyn
Makes you smile the most: My cell
Knows you best: I dont think anyone does
ARE YOU Obsessive complusive:Yes haha
Suicidal:Err. No...
YESTERDAY DID YOU
Talk to someone you liked: My friends? yeah haha
Buy something:Cookies :)
Get sick:Nope
Miss someone:Hrm abit
Talk to an ex:Dont have one??
LAST PERSON WHO
Slept in your bed:ME!, besides me, Shiny, the last time she came.
Saw or heard you cry: Cant think of anyone
Went to the movies with:Just now.
Told you they loved you: cant remember, seriously
You fought with:School buggers
You made fun of:School friends
Made fun of you:School friends LOL!
Are you righty or lefty:Righty
Scary or Funny movie:Err funny.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate.
Coffee or Tea:Tea, suddenly converted.
Summer or Winter:Winter
Diamond or Pearl:Pearls
Pepsi or Coke:pepsi
Strawberry or Watermelon:Watermelon all the water and the umm, mellon!
Hated anyone in your family:yes
Good singer:Cant sing for nuts
What was your last dream about:More like memories of my old house and past events
When did you last shower:An hour ago
What book are you reading now:Hanibal
Best feeling in the world:Finding a place where your accepted
What's underneath your bed:Dust
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:Dog and tomato!
What are you most scared of right now:heights
Are you lonely right now:Sort of, being alone everyday from 2-8 is kinda, well lonely
Song thats stuck in your head right now:Rehab by Amy Winehouse
First thing you notice on opposite sex:Eyes
Are you to shy to ask someone out:No need to yet
What are you wearing right now:Jeans
Favorite flower:Phalaenopsis

2007-02-18T02:41:00.000-08:00

Happy chinese new year!

This year CNY seens dead, Chinatown seemed like the rainy town of the damned where old people roam silent streets and over priced shops. Either I was missing out on something really big or all the hype in CNY is gone. Seriously With all the youngies like me around, and with old boring styled places around. I guess that just kills the mood for us. CNY needs a major make-over like Christmas has every year, with Santa in zany new outfits that no longer sends out bad vibes of a fat child-preying paedophile ringing a bell, waiting silently, patient, like a hawk, for little boys and girls that may one day cross his path.

Hip santa- http://www.figure-speech.com/Clients/ROIDirect/holiday/Hip%20Santa.jpg

Paedophile-http://www.worldofkitsch.com/celebrity/images/clause_santa004.jpg

See the importance of being up to date? So lets remake CNY into something new that we dont associate with pissed magical beasts and spirits that drive children insain. Thats just nasty

2007-02-07T06:15:00.000-08:00

Well been lagging behind on posts, been busy, and not forgetting my dear old friend, fatigue. Just too tired to do anything, more importantly I don't see the point of school. Too much biasness and lack of common sense why do teachers appreciate the boot lickers, while condemn the people who speak up for themselves. Why? The truth is, when teachers tell you they care, its a lie. The moment when they realize someone could stand up for what's right, breaking the class order. They simply junk us into detention. Students need to see people as they are. Take off the veil of shallowness, stand up for what's right...

Too bad that's never going to happen, everyone's too busy backstabbing and boot licking just to get to the top. Don't tell me your friends are different from the others, or that they are different. They are all the same, that's why they are 'the others' .If only you could see them when they aren't around you, only when people think they are alone then their masks comes off and only then you can see them for what they truly are.

One month in school and already I've seen people get backstabbed, friendships ruined over self gain. When did God's creations become so pathetic?

2007-01-24T02:51:00.000-08:00

Chapel today was really something, the preacher talked about how we were connected to the God in this present age.

When god brought his people out of Egypt, they expected a life free from hardships, with everything nicely layed out for them. And when they were in the desert, running out of food and water, they started complaining about how they would have been better off in Egypt, where they would have been fed. But God was merciful and sent birds to bring them mana or in idiot terms, bread. Something like pizza, but without the toppings. Anyway they still complained. And because of that ( and some other stuff) they wandered the desert of 40 years.

Oh and God also gave Moses and gave him a vision of the tabernacle....

The tabernacle of the Hebrews, during the Exodus, was a portable worship facility comprised of a tent draped with colorful curtains. It had a rectangular, perimeter fence of fabric, poles and staked cords. This rectangle was always erected when they would camp, oriented to the east. In the center of this enclosure was a rectangular sanctuary draped with goats'-hair curtains, and the roof was made from rams' skins. Inside, it was divided into two areas, the Holy Place and the Most Holy Place. These two 'compartments were separated by a curtain or veil. Entering the first space, one would see 3 pieces of sacred furniture: a seven-branched oil lampstand on the left (south), a table for twelve loaves of show bread on the right (north) and straight ahead before the dividing curtain (west) was an altar for incense-burning. Beyond this curtain was the cube-shaped inner room known as the (Holy of Holies) or (kodesh hakodashim). This sacred space contained a single article called the Ark of the covenant (aron habrit)

Well, the the tabernacle was made out of three parts, the outer courts, the holy place and the holy of holies outer courts everyone could enter, the holy place, the priests would enter to do their daily jobs. But the holy of holies, only the head priest could enter, and only ONCE a year. And if he didn't do anything according to Gods will, he would die. Now a dead body in the tabernacle wouldn't be a good thing right? So they tied a rope and bells around the guys feet, so if the priest died, and the people outside didn't hear anything for about 30mins, they would sort go.. Hrms..Must be dead, lets pull him out. So in some sense the head priest was a dead man walking.

But when Jesus died, at that exact moment, the curtain tore apart right in the centre. It wasn't two steroid body building priests, they would have died instantly. Those people working the the holy place heard a tearing noise, it wasn't coming from below, it was tearing top down. They must have thought '' ZOMG! Where are the hands??..... Wow the holy of holies, never seen it before. Well now I'm gone die......" so they were shocked basically. Anyone who was not the head priest would have died the moment they saw the holy of holies. This shows that god was now open to everyone, that everyone would be used by God, youth adults children etc...... And without the curtain, the arrangement of the furniture and the shape of the room formed a cross. Cool aint it?

2007-01-16T04:26:00.000-08:00

Ahhh I hate scoo *stabbed*

What the hell people... its only been two weeks of school, I don't think its time for retarded animals to start blogging about how they hate their freaking EDUCATION. Come on its not that bad, unless your one of those retarded lizards that live under my fridge.

Directed to school people:

''Fellow students, lords of disruption. Please SHUT THE **** up about Maple and Warcraft. I don't care what kind of armor ( Yes I spelled it armor ) you found yesterday, nor do I care about how you killed the magical ponies of barbie land and got a medal.( Kudos anyway those damned ponies shall never hurt another cornea ever again) I don't care if your helmet gives you total immunity of the earthly elements, it STILL makes you LOOK like a gigantic dick head. And for those obsessed by DOTA. You can take that S&Y and shove it up your arse, right before you whoop yourself with your BKB, MKB and BOT. FO' SHIZZLE. Sorry, couldn't resist."

2007-01-14T17:36:00.000-08:00

Bah, just came back from the emergency room at the children hospital. It took my awhile to get my mother to send me to the hospital caus I didn't have the energy to get up. Felt like my wind pipe had closed up and that my lungs were filled with lead. Not fun. Had asthma again, probably brought on by cold weather and allergy reactions. And maybe the seafood BBQ. Hahaha I finally beat aloysious, shaun and Yan in a prawn eating contest. I covered a bowl in shells plus stacked some on top, then covered the sides in heads and made a prawn graveyard. Oh yeah the story about that.

Cell outing on Saturday, went to marina bay. Yan and shaun were there by 'accident'. lol the guys decided to play soccer. Me, on the other hand, do not like to chase balls in a muddy field. Seeing that it was a windy day, I bought a kite, not just any kite a uber kite. I flew it so high I ran out of string and had to buy another reel, by then the wind up in the clouds were super strong, heck THE STORM GODS WERE PISSED. And the kite just got pulled from my hands. And damn it went away fast, and I all I can say is that its frigging hard to run in muddy water.

Later on we went for sea-food. The sec ones didn't put butter on their BBQ thingy so, being wonderful alchemists they are, they magically turned a plate of chicken into carbon, Shazam.

Food I ate:
1. Prawns. Lets just say I was like the equal of Kronos the god of time and destruction for the prawns.
2. 3 Flower craps, Yum too bad there was soooo little meat.
3. Half a plate of chicken, man the peppered one rocked
4.Half a plate of pork
5.Abit of fake abalone
6.5 Fishballs. mmm

There was also a funny story about the prawns, well they were ALIVE. So I developed a method of picking the prawns by their whisker thingys, screaming like a little girl, then flinging them into the steamboat. I'd say it worked pretty well. I also cooked up some of my special butter prawns. yummy

2007-01-11T02:20:00.000-08:00

AHHHH schools killing my social life..... Been super busy, so busy that I've missed 2 karate lessons :( Somehow I've injured my right hip, cant exacly move the leg back and fourth, hurts like a thousand fiery daggers with a vengeance. The saddest part is that I cant run, all I can do walk around slowly...... I LIKE to rush around, dunno why. But I have this theory that if you enjoy the moment right to the very end, then rush off to the next even in my Oh so interesting daily life. It stops me from slacking and adds a whole new level of fun running around the school to classes with friends.
Finally met my new art teacher this year. Strange old woman. She actually thinks she can bribe the class into behaving by using a point system. And it gets surreal when this happens Teacher:" I have sharp eyes ah! If any of you puts your head on the table I will catch you. Me: sleeping*
Teacher: Ok every one stand up! Good afternoon classClass: " Good afternoon madam'"
Me: still sleeping...It was only after 30 minutes or so when my friend woke me up. And we all started laughing like people high on weed. And she didn't even notice us. But she did at that very moment catch my friend talking to someone and minus his group points, and by that time we were really rolling on the floor.
Well strangely to me, that's kind of normal now. Weird. I've seen someone fall of the second story in school and walk off, I've seen teachers play warcraft, a soccer ball flying through the window. What's that? That's not weird? I was on the 5th story. I've seen shoes hanging from the sports hall ceiling. Discipline masters sleeping in talks. And a lot other weird things.

And oh! There was a sec one orientation camp last week, the scouts had to build a 2-3 story high tower. We had to climb it just to hand out flag, kudos to all the crazy scouts who did that. We also built a catupault thingy and shot water bombs at the teachers. Haha whole lot of fun. Scouts, the schools free man power.

2007-01-01T09:15:00.000-08:00

Happy new year everyone, watchnight service was ok, it did'nt have the felling of being a whole church together celebrating. I guess I cant blame them since not everything is built, walls have to go up, carpets have to be laid, Kudos to the workes and the people whos blood, sweat and tears have helped build PL. Keep up the good work.

I just recently got to know my new cell better, I can just sense that its going to be more united then my last cell. With these few wacky/intresting people, whos knows what weird cell outings we are going to have. Our first cell outing is this saturday at Marina, cant wait.

Hrm, Ice skating last week was fun. went with Danielle, Bryan and my brother. Considering that the last time I ice skated was 2 years ago, falling down 2 times was pretty lucky if you ask me. though I think my ass broke when I fell backwards into a pool of melted ice.... Its like falling on a cement pavement, except you land on a huge giant cup of slurpe. I also realised that Mc'Donalds coffe sucks, But I still love their hot cakes.

Well, schools starting and suddenly everyones magically turning into idiotic looking school twits, why? Because of the amazing hair rule for boys in school. Hair must not touch the collar of the school uniform, hair must not touch the ear, hair must not be longer then the eyebrowns, and lastly no dyed hair. So with the new school year starting, hairdessers are making a profit while thousands of boys island wide suffer silent torture.... And yes I just got a hair cut

2006-12-23T05:26:00.000-08:00

well blog on hiatus, my com got pwned and raped by a gang of 7 different viruses

2006-12-06T03:11:00.000-08:00

Name : David Liu WenRong
Birthdate :120293
Age : 13
Blood Type : erm, no bleeping idea
1) Favorite Tv Show(s) Prison Break
2) Favorite Chocolate? Dark-Bitter
3)Ice-Cream with toppings? Ew
4) Emotional? If pissed
5) Black pen or Blue pen? Black
6)Computer Addict? yar, nothing much to do besides that
7) Favorite activity(s) Blog and Chat
8)Prefer Guys or Girls? cant say, both?
9) 8-ball or 9-ball? 9 ball
10) Ever thought of changing Hair colour? Nope, can't be assed to
11)Most exciting thing that happened this week. WoW
12) The most exciting one. WoW lol
13) Favorite Super Hero?sunspot!!!
14) Thought of getting married? nope
15) Thought of having kids? Over Julien's pervertic dead body
16) How many? 0
17)Music or Quietness? Music (:
18)Music Preference? open to everything
19)Religon?christian
20)Multi-tasking? Very good
21) Shoes or Slippers? Shoes
22) Longs or Shorts? Jeans
23) Cars or Bikes?None... lol
24) Favorite country?Singapore
25) Cartoon or Anime?Anime
26) 12hrs or 24hrs?12
27)If you could change the hours in a day, wad would it be? 20 not too long not too short
28) Gold/ sliver? Silver
29) 3 best guy friends.Gideon, Aloy, Julien
30) 3 best girl friends. Carolyn caus I talk to her alot even though she makes me do strange things XD. Michel caus she owes me ice cream XD and Julien
31) From 1 to 10.. rank your happiness in your life. 7

2006-12-01T16:58:00.000-08:00

Welljust wasted my time downloading some game called ''myth wars" well it sucked........ and now, I have lost all faith in MMORPGs, most of them are incredibly, mind-bogglingly Dull. Thats dull with a capital DULL. I would rather read the Yongle Dadian with its ever loveing 360 million chinese characters in its original written form backwards eating spam.

The actual gameplay for mythwars is insainly repetitive. In most MMORPGs, you walk to the NPC to get a quest which involves either hitting things, collecting items from distent lands or usually both. BUT in Myth Wars, you ATTEMPT to reach the NPC but you attacked by caterpillars and a catepillar boss, which rapes you. SO you walk around even more, kill more caterpillars, THEN attemp AGAIN to reach the NPC. Now you get a mission, repeat 500 000 times, and imagine it with harder monsters each time. Sure, you can kill cows, strip them of their leather and make armour out of it, but to what extent? Sure the armour helps you to beat the crap out of caterpillars (up to a point where you need even better armour so theanteater does'nt rape you) and I found a stone on the floor of the dungen, it attacked me, raped me, de-lvled me and sent me back to the starting town 20 maps away....... I quit

2006-11-21T23:55:00.000-08:00

''An eye for and eye leaves the world blind."

Too late now, society has been blinded by corruption. I believe that when all things last too long, even when it prospers and grows will eventually crumble. I believe thats the reason why god shortened our life span. When people start having sucess, they tend not to notice the minute things that god does that leads to sucess. They THINK they did it on their own, they believe they do'nt need God. And when that happens, its all over.

Its all in the timing

2006-11-19T09:00:00.000-08:00

Well its a new day! Its been awhile since Ive been this happy, even though I'm still being left out, its nice to know that some friends still remember me. Some how, I'm falling out with the sec 1 people. With the exception of my merry few, and lastly

!sorry Inez!
haha, sorry for calling you a P**** XD

You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Oh I realize
It's hard to take courage
In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
And the darkness, inside you
Can make you feel so small
But I see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful, Like a rainbow

Show me a smile then,
Don't be unhappy, can't remember
When I last saw you laughing
If this world makes you crazy
And you've taken all you can bear
You call me up
Because you know I'll be there

And I'll see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful,
Like a rainbow

So sad eyes
Discouraged now
Realize

When this world makes you crazy
And you've taken all you can bear
You call me up
Because you know I'll be there
And I'll see your true colors

Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors True colors, true colors

Cos there's a shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors, true colors
True colors are beautiful,
Beautiful, like a rainbow

2006-11-19T08:15:00.000-08:00

Where are you, my ka-tet?

2006-11-13T03:32:00.000-08:00

Finally, getting out of the house tomorrow, don't really know where I'm going, but its got something to do with steam boats , 3 hours and charcoal tablets. Been stuck at home doing nothing but download movies ,torment noobs in warcraft and have tuition.

I've heard that Spider-Man the movie is coming out soon. So it got me wondering, what if Peter Parker got bitten by some other radioactive animal. Here are some examples

Pony-man: Peter Parker with the amazing power of being smaller then an average horse enters horse shows. But doesn't win anything caus he's crap.

Dung-man: After being bitten by a radioactive Dung beetle. Peter Parkerleads an exciting life of creating bus sized balls of shit around America then eating. and leads a lonly life, caus no one wants tro be with him, unless you have an extremely strange fetish and a face like a moss giants harry ass

WTF??

2006-11-07T07:12:00.000-08:00

Well you wasted 6 hours of my life today, time I could have spent with people that I enjoy being with, plus they keep their word. I have nothing to say but "FUCK YOU, YOU BLOODY LIAR. Making me wait for you for 6 whole fucking hours and your response? ''do what you choose lah. I overslept." overslept? WHAT THE hell? you OVERSLEPT? Thats it? 6 hours of my life and all you can say is I over slept? FUCK YOU. All the other times Ive patiently waited for you? like at Plaza Sing, you conveniently waltz over to your friends house, fall asleep while on your way to the door, go to bishan for god knows what. FOR % WHOLE FUCKING HOURS, and you fell aslepp on the way to the door? What kind of fucking idiot do you think Iam. Do you really expect me to believe that you FELL BLOODY ASLEEP ON YOUR WAY TO THE DOOR? Today, I have given up on you. Another useless person like Harold, just what the world needs.

2006-11-05T03:22:00.000-08:00

1.Full Name:David Liu WenRong

2.Name backwards: divaD

3.Meaning of name: beloved

4. Nickname: potato

5. Screen Name: Madtomato or potatomato

6. D.O.B: 12 Febuary 1993

7. Place of Birth: Singapore

8. Nationality: singaporean

9. Current Location: Bukit Timah

10. Star Sign:Aquaris

11. Religion: christian

12. Height: 1.6m

13. Weight: Smack right in the middle of average

14. Shoe Size: Large

15. Hair Color: black

16. Eye Color: Black and Grey

17. Who do you look like:Myself

18. Innie or Outtie: Innie

19. Lefty or Righty: Righty

20. Gay, Straight, Bi or Others: straight

21. Best Friends: N/A

23. Favorite Pals: Joelson

24. Best Friend of opposite sex: All not really Best friends

25. Best Buddies: Amos, Leon

26. Boyfriend or Girlfriend: N/A

27. Crush: N/A

28. Parents: Parent*, Khoo Sor Hwa

29. Worst Enemy: Myself

30. Favorite online guy: Stephanie caus I can talk to her all day long.

32. Craziest friend: Farqua

33. Advice Friend: N/A

34. Loudest Friend: Leon

35. Person you cry with: No-one

36. Any sisters: I wish.....

37. Any brothers: Daniel

38. Any disease: nope

39. WHERE'S IT?

40. Pager: nope

41. Personal phone line: nope

42. Phone:Yea

43. Lava Lamp: Tiny key chain one

44. Pool or hot tub: hot tub

45. A car: Soon

46. Your personality: Weird

47. Driving: no

48. Room: shared with Daniel

49. Whats missing: my shirt....

50. School: ACS barker

51. Bed: super single

52. Relationship with parents: Okay.

53. Believe in yourself: Yea

54. Believe in love at first sight: Hell no

55. Good listener: Think so

56. Get along well with parents: yea, shld be

57. Save e-mail convos: no

58. Pray: yup

59. Believe in reincarnation: no

60. Make fun of people: like teasing? I can be an Ass when I want to

61. Like to talk on the phone: Not much

62. Want to get married: who doesn't? potato-ariel ''me''

63. Like to drive: no

64. Motion Sickness: on car if I read

65. Eat stem of broccoli: Eww no....

66. Eat chicken with fork: Yes

67. Dream in colors: Yep

68. Type with your fingers on home role: huh?

69. Sleep with stuff animals: no

70. Next to you: Stephen King novel and pocket knife thingy...

71. On the walls of your room: dust

72. On your mousepad: pencil

73. Dream car: N/A

74. Dream date: anywhere

75. Dream honeymoon spot: Paris

76. Dream husband or wife: Not yet

77. Bedtime: Morning

78. Under your bed: news papers

79. Single most important question: Why I'm I in jeans...?

80. Bad time of the day: afternoon

81. Your worst fear: Being alone, Ironic isn't it?

82. The weather: warm and humid

83. Time: 9.09 am

84. Date: Umm, don't know how to put it...I don't know the date

85. Best trick did on someone: No idea

86. Theme song: Roadrunner United - The end

87. Hardest thing about growing up: A F*c*ed up family

88. Funniest experience: During the end-year hike, we kept dissing someone it was super funny

89. Scariest experience: watching shutter

90. Silliest thing you have ever said: =I shall send forth my vibrating sheep of doom!

91. Most desperate and funniest thing i have done to get the opposite sex: N/A

92. Scariest thing while you are with your friends: walking at plazaSing at 2am-4am, One of the midnight adventure I always get into with Kevin

93. Worst feeling: leaving people behind

94. Best feeling in the world: Being in Gods presence

2006-11-03T20:20:00.000-08:00

One new thing I learnt today.....

I've always been spelling dying as dieing. Well, I was under the impression that dying was the action of soaking something in colouring. Well it is, it has BOTH meanings.......

English you tricky little thing........

2006-10-29T06:58:00.000-08:00

Ahh back home
I checked the online website tracker
apparently only 2 people visited my blog
kudos to you for visiting anyway.

Well basically I was at camp
starting maniacal fires
cooking and hiking.
did absolutely nothing for the first day except for the outdoor cooking test.
That was fun, spent 2 hours trying to light a fire with twigs and leaves. The Sec 2 people were all ''Bow to me and worship the grass I now trod upon.''
They spent all their time attempting to start a fire.
Well lets put it this way, they couldn't light a fire even if they had petrol and lit matches stuck up their arse.

The moment they left.
On my first attempt
I managed to get the fire going steady
well what can I say, let the maniac do the pyro.

Then the most depressing thing happened, it rained...
No clouds no nothing,
one moment ''YESS FIRE!SUCK MY PIANIST!"
The next we knew,
we were caught in the middle of a marble throwing contest.
Welcome to the tropical rainy season
it doesn't just rain, it freaking pours.

Next day, set off for the hike,
with 6liters of water and enough food to last us 3 days.
At the very last moment the checkpoints were changed
we were gived an extra 5km to walk. ''marvelous...."
So for the first 3 hours of our journey, we walked 8km.
We hardly moved.
Some fat guy was slowing us down,
he had to rest every bus stop and pee every 5 mins.
Thank God he had an asthma attack during the hike,
and he had to drop out
to give you a idea of how slow he was...
We covered 15km in 2 hours.
Then, while we were hiking in the middle of some obscure road
a little car came speeding along, and we were "like what the hell?"
the car stopped beside us and the door swung open and......
Turns out that little fat bastard went to the food court to eat chicken rice.
And we took 6 hours to cover the rest of the 8km....

The secend day,
was the most surreal of all.
It rained the whole day,
I mean we couldn't see 100meters infront of us.
walking along the main road......
With all the cars zooming pass you at like 190miles per hour
with you try to cross the road then a Nissan rips along the road and tears your body in half.
And did I mention that
THE WHOLE GOD FORSAKEN ROAD WAS 6KM LONG?
We could see the other end.(when it was not rainingfor like 2mins)
like a never ending road,
depressing.......
the thunderstorm wasn't really helping.....

to cut the long story short we made it as the last team,
from the first team to the last.
Darn, goes to show that the chain is as strong as its weakest link.

2006-10-23T01:29:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! why do you always leave me out.....

thought I had found the perfect friend,

But it only took about a week for that to end,

I thought there was hope left in my life,

But as it turns out,

it was only added strife,

I thought for once I had done something right,

But I quickly corrected that oversight,

I thought I wasn’t useless or a bore,

But I was all that and even more,

I thought there was a purpose to my days,

But that was only a very short phase,

I thought you weren’t like all the rest,

But like those before, you failed the test,

I thought you would stay with me, at least for a bit,

But you decided it was better just to quit,

I thought life was worth living for a moment in time,

But the life I wanted could never be mine,

I thought the hunger inside had been fed,

But now I know, I was just being misled.

And now I think I’ve found another perfect friend,

How long before my heart is broken again?

2006-10-22T08:30:00.000-07:00

Things I realized this year.
-I hate immature people
-People cannot be trusted
-People who I thought would never betray me always did
-I'm still looking for someone like me
-I can get so irritated with sec1 people that I can stop talking for a week
-I hate bag pipes
-Scouts sucks
-I realized that I wanna join track
-I really need some mature people to talk to
-I'm becoming immature
-Yes I do see the irony
-I carry weapons with me
-I can survive a one story fall
-Slipping down the stairs on a rainy day hurts like hell
-I dao nerdy people
-I have an IQ of 138 and I can get 38/100 for Chinese
-My computer sucks
-I'm alone 70 percent of the time
-I can be a bitch when I want to

2006-10-20T20:49:00.000-07:00

Lets explore the effects of the haze on me

1.Head ache-->Migrain-->Vision messed up-->Pain

2.Exploding urge to smite all Indonesian

3.Not being able to go running-->being fat-->stamina decreasing

4.Going swimming more-->bad for running stamina

"I shall smite you, for I am the almighty smiter"

Tips from a ninja
" caffeine addicts get a plus 100 to their psychic ability. They are able to move objects with their coffee granted powers. They can predict the future and have the ability to cast caffeintrope. And unlike lycanthropes, they can both smite and read the papers WHILE summoning a hell portal to relm of vibrating pigs of the doom leigon. To fight a caffeintrope, you would the very least have 6 potions of utter invulnerability, 2 seals of protection from the elements of the periodic table, an amulet of total immunity, bags of 200 healing potions and about 12 dozen or so steroid eating dwarves to tank. and they dont drop any loot besides a tacky mug the size of a fridge filled with coffee. A sip would transform any being into the feared caffeintrope

2006-10-17T18:55:00.000-07:00

DEATH TO THE FOG!

2006-10-11T08:18:00.000-07:00

Yesss the blogs up and running. Fixed the codes, changed the size of the text boxes(that's what I call 'em) posted new pics so that I could have more text space. ETC woo hoo. This may be a vulgar post, needed to vent some stupid

Well exams are over. I still hear people complaining about how they didn't finish their questions. They should be happy, running around doing jay stuff, like ballet dance or singing and crap like that. No matter what you do, if its your best, no point bombarding your friends ear with mind-numbing gliberish.

When I walk out the exam room, I usually yawn for some reason (maybe my brains tired) drink some water, and be glad that its over. But the rest of the class just turns into some freaky zone of complaint, with the bitching'o'meter rising so fast, it practically bitch slaps you in the face breaking. Its terrifying, all you can hear is the annoying hum of blitering idiots bitchin'. Its like some freaky mating call except without the females. Its not like a loud hammering noise, its like baby dribble. Too little to make you do something about it, just irritaing. This continues for the whole frigging way back home(I take a bus with my friend) and even before the midway point. Ive already devised 10 ways to kill the fool with those sneaky bendable hand bars. Those little buggers proberbly one day got bored and thought:" hey lets defy all aspects of practicality and plunge into a huge pool of stupid by making handle bars exacly at the head level and guess what? THEIR BENDABLE AAAHAHAHAHHA!" Every time I stand in the bus, skippy the kiasu bastard that's driving the bus decides that breaking every 2m would 'save' fuel, and every little movement causes the little over-head (not really over head, about exacly at head level) handles smack me in the head. and if its a jerky bus, its like a metronome, and other fellow commuters are greeted with a daily cry of
'son of a bitch!"

And there you have it, 2 days worth of stupid.

2006-10-06T04:35:00.000-07:00

Well, welcome to my blog. A new blog, a new beginning. The first post for the blog. Ive decided to tackle something new, the topic of friends.

Friends, the first thing that comes to mind is an image of someone that you can share your secrets, someone that would stick with you the bitter end. Another thing that you would think of is the actual number of friends you have. What you would have realized is that you don't really have many true friends. If that not the case, count yourself lucky. To have one true friend is a blessing, to have more then 2 real friends is rare. The problem with society today is that everyone is seen as stepping stones.

People who you thought were your 'friends' could the next day stab you in the back for self gain. I despise these people, and I do not hide my hate for them. Ask yourself, how many times have your so called 'friends' have agreed on meeting, but canceled the last minute with some pathetic reason like 'I'm too lazy to get out of the house', 'I took a nap and forgot about it' or 'I decided not to' and you merely bush it off as pure laziness. But I have something to tell you people. People like that do not deserve to forgiven, they are scum and deserve to rot in their own greed and selfishness. Get rid of them, stop all contact with them, they would only abandon you eventually.

More into my personal life, I have only 3 friends and acquaintances. Surprisingly, one I met on the streets, he may be crude but none the less, loyal. The second I met in school, my direct opposite but we just click with each other. Lastly, the third, I'm glad to say, from my very own church. She is the only one that approaches me for friendly chat, not favors. She is the only one who understands my reasons and she has never once lied, backstabbed or disappointed me. I'm proud to call these people my friends.